The Cortez Journal

more Heard Around the West

• One toke over the state line

Traveling in the clouds

“Marijuana tourists” are expected to converge on Colorado and Washington, hoping to score without fear of handcuffs, because voters in those states legalized recreational pot last November. That “already, hotels in Seattle and Denver are reporting numerous requests for reservations by pot...

• The opening to every zombie movie

Editor:
If our president is an emperor, then Larry Tradlener is a royal subject like the rest of us, but we know that is not the truth.
Didn't we just stand up and be counted? The country voted for a president and the man, who won with a majority of the peoples votes, got elected. Grumble grumble, la-dee-da.

• A bear brighter than we are

COLORADO

• What's the matter with Dixie?

UTAH

• Dude! A bear-spray pot-shop robbery!

BOULDER

• Those dangerous deer-crossing signs

NORTH DAKOTA

• Man needs protection — from himself

UTAH

• Animals throughout the west beware

COLORADO
These are dark days for bovines. In northeastern Colorado, 50 cows keeled over this summer, most likely from anthrax, which thrives during drought.

• Wildfire response is ‘big government’

COLORADO

• That only happens in Montana

SOUTH DAKOTA